Request clearance.

Only 9 Moonpie photos have been declassified. The other 1,195 are reserved for cleared MIA personnel. Complete the form below and Agent Moonpie will personally review your file, usually by sitting on it.

Moonpie Intelligence Agency

Application for Security Clearance

FORM MIA-86OMB No. 0042-MOON
Rev. 2025

Classified

NOTICE: False statements about your love of cats may result in denial of clearance and a long, judgmental stare.

Section 01 · Applicant identity

Full legal name

Secure email

Phone (optional)

Base of operations

Requested codename

Final codenames are approved by Agent Moonpie. Spot-related names receive priority processing.

Section 02 · Clearance & assignment

Clearance level requested

ConfidentialNap and loaf photos only. SecretAdds mischief, boxes and the glass incident. Top SecretFull archive, including The Stare.

Preferred division

Favorite declassified exhibit

Special skills (check all that apply)

Photography Stealth (can open treat bag silently) Code breaking Cat whispering Night shifts (3 AM ready) Lap availability

Section 03 · Statement of purpose

Why should you be granted access to Moonpie's files?

How did you learn of the Agency?

I solemnly swear to protect Moonpie's photos, never reveal the location of the treat cabinet, and respect all scheduled naps without exception.

Applicant signature: on fileReviewed by: Agent Moonpie

This document will self-destruct (figuratively) after review.

MOONPIE · MIA-0042

Agent Moonpie

Director of the MIA. White coat, eleven black spots, zero tolerance for fingerprints on the files.

Now reviewing applications

Clearance process

File Form MIA-86The form on this page. Takes about 3 minutes.
Background checkWe review your history of liking cat photos.
The sniff testAn in-person evaluation by the subject herself.
Clearance grantedCodename, badge and access to the full archive.

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